CIDP metaphor for the fun of it

I have an old house wherein the electrical wring was put in incorrectly (I have had it fixed). My living room and two bedrooms face the patio. All three rooms have sliding glass doors and separate electrical switches to control the outdoor/patio lighting.

When a switch is thrown to light the patio, from the bedroom, I should be able to control the other two switches (and the outdoor lights, of course) when turning them ON and OFF.

However, I had a nasty guest stay with me and the switches have never worked the same since— his name: Mr. CIDP— the bastard!

So now when I turn the switch off in the bedroom, or in the other rooms, that switch becomes the sole controlling switch, overriding the other two. Consequently, my electric bill goes up, and that hurts! I fall over and need a cane from the shock of it!!! (Maui has the highest electric rates in USA!!!).

However, I am able to call in the electrician, Mr. PRISTINE IGG, who is able to adjust the switching so OFF means OFF, and ON means ON, no matter which switch is used. And then, Mr. T-Celly hesitates to rob me of my precious myelin and axion collections in the middle of the night when the lights can automatically go on; detect and thwart his insidious movements outside in the dark and stormy night!

If you look at IgG in an electron microscope image it is actually shaped like a " Y ". The switch I'm referring to is on the bottom right side of the " Y ". It exist on the light-chain portion that makes up the Ig antibody, it is called, FcγRIIB. How complex is it... there are four types of IgG: IgG1, IgG2, IgG3 and IgG4. So the ON/OFF switching gets complex and Mr. T Celly gets all huffy and inflamed from doing all the Boolean math, starts arguing with Mack Rofage, Den Drite and a furious Aunt Bee Celly. They just don't know when to stop arguing and inflaming each other. Yes, it is Aunt Bee Celly's relative, "Mr. Killer T. Celly" doing all the damage!!! Angry, unruly teenagers!

Call the bio-electrician, call MR. PRISTINE IGG! Or his cousin, Court A. Zone or Plasma Farr Reaches

I created this nano-scale soap opera from this link:

http://www.pnas.org/content/106/12/4788.full

But the question remains, why do these receptors stop working?

I've discovered that when my IvIG works I smile and life is a whole lot better! But still... that God d***ed relapse could be waiting for me at the dawn of my new day!

Very good. The receptors stop working because they have been invaded by an antigen that has attached to cell membrane. As the cells reproduce they duplicate damaged. Some antigens have short lives and may "burn out" which may be why some cidpers go into remission. Some antigens have long lives, like Mercury has a 20 year half life. It is only one example. There are so many but this one gives an easy way to understand. I have read that ivig also may attach in part to the cells so why isn't that reflected in cell division? Or is it? All we have to do is figure out how to clean the cell so it can reproduce clean cells without having to go through stem cell. But for now this jailhouse md has to frost a lamb before the lions arrive.

http://pac.iupac.org/publications/pac/pdf/2009/pdf/8101x0153.pdf

My very first test,in 2004!!!, was for heavy metals. A neurologist saw something was amiss but he couldn't put a finger on it.

mabes said:

Very good. The receptors stop working because they have been invaded by an antigen that has attached to cell membrane. As the cells reproduce they duplicate damaged. Some antigens have short lives and may "burn out" which may be why some cidpers go into remission. Some antigens have long lives, like Mercury has a 20 year half life. It is only one example. There are so many but this one gives an easy way to understand. I have read that ivig also may attach in part to the cells so why isn't that reflected in cell division? Or is it? All we have to do is figure out how to clean the cell so it can reproduce clean cells without having to go through stem cell. But for now this jailhouse md has to frost a lamb before the lions arrive.

http://pac.iupac.org/publications/pac/pdf/2009/pdf/8101x0153.pdf

That was a great example, thanks.